WyBlog -- UN demands schools teach masturbation to 5 year olds
The United Nations is recommending that children as young as five receive mandatory sexual education that would teach even pre-kindergarteners about masturbation and topics like gender violence.
The U.N.'s Economic, Social and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) released a 98-page report offering a universal lesson plan for kids ranging in age from 5-18, an "informed approach to effective sex, relationships" and HIV education that they say is essential for "all young people."
The UNESCO report, called "International Guidelines for Sexuality Education," separates children into four age groups: 5-to-8-year-olds, 9-to-12-year-olds, 12-to-15-year-olds and 15-to-18-year-olds.
Under the U.N.'s sex-ed regime, kids just 5-8 years old will be told that "touching and rubbing one's genitals is called masturbation" and that private parts "can feel pleasurable when touched by oneself."
By the time they're 9 years old, they'll learn about "positive and negative effects of "aphrodisiacs," and wrestle with the ideas of "homophobia, transphobia and abuse of power."
At 12, they'll learn the "reasons for" abortions - but they'll already have known about their safety for three years. When they're 15, they'll be exposed to direct "advocacy to promote the right to and access to safe abortion."
In a Catholic school there is no danger that 8 and 9 year olds will be fed any lies about how "safe" abortions are! And nine years old is far too young to be exposed to the liberals' fetish with homosexuality. We are rightfully teaching our kids about "inappropriate touching," why then is there a need to explain masturbation to five year olds? It sends a mixed message which will just confuse them.
There is a time and a place for these conversations; it's job as parents to discern when that time is, and to discuss the issues privately with our children.
Sex education is more than "birds and bees". There is a moral component, one which is completely lacking in the public schools or any UN endorsed curriculum. Sure my daughter will get most of her morality from us, with a little help from CCD. But why create the disconnect in the first place? At her age it's better to avoid exposing her to concepts that are anathema to Catholic doctrine.
...Do I have a masturbation problem? : Regretful Morning
A lot of websites crank out intercourse related articles on a daily basis. How to have better sex, How to make your penis feel bigger during sex, how to make your GF orgasm so hard that she shits all over your sheets…just to name a few.
Here at RM we’re a bit more logical. Not everyone can get laid every single day. And if you want to avoid serious sack buildup, you need to release that pressure a few times per week.
And while we’re being totally honest, masturbation is awesome because it eliminates some of the following risks: STD’s, drama, financial cut, and crying kids.
Is there a such thing as too much ‘pulling of the pud’ though? We didn’t think so at first, but after doing some extensive research, we were in fact able to see that over masturbating can be an issue.
We’ve developed a small check list for you to reference. What you’ll want to do is say “I’ve jerked off while…” and fill in the correct box. Good luck pervs.

So your website logo is a man waking up next to a women three times his size? And this is regretful how? Is this supposed to be a locker-room style joke that men with their own shortcomings can feel good about? Haven’t you people heard of men who love big women? Beauty is subjective. Stop projecting your narrow-minded views of what’s physically attractive and perpetuating the sick standards the media hounds us all with (including short men)! Big, thin, short, tall, brown, white, etc. It’s all up to the person. What about men with small dicks! Regretful? I think not. There are other ways to please a woman and still be a stud. Grow up, and I will never make the mistake of viewing your website again. Long live diversity and sexiness in all its many many shapes and sizes.
Regretfully yours,
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