WyBlog -- UN demands schools teach masturbation to 5 year olds
The United Nations is recommending that children as young as five receive mandatory sexual education that would teach even pre-kindergarteners about masturbation and topics like gender violence.
The U.N.'s Economic, Social and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) released a 98-page report offering a universal lesson plan for kids ranging in age from 5-18, an "informed approach to effective sex, relationships" and HIV education that they say is essential for "all young people."
The UNESCO report, called "International Guidelines for Sexuality Education," separates children into four age groups: 5-to-8-year-olds, 9-to-12-year-olds, 12-to-15-year-olds and 15-to-18-year-olds.
Under the U.N.'s sex-ed regime, kids just 5-8 years old will be told that "touching and rubbing one's genitals is called masturbation" and that private parts "can feel pleasurable when touched by oneself."
By the time they're 9 years old, they'll learn about "positive and negative effects of "aphrodisiacs," and wrestle with the ideas of "homophobia, transphobia and abuse of power."
At 12, they'll learn the "reasons for" abortions - but they'll already have known about their safety for three years. When they're 15, they'll be exposed to direct "advocacy to promote the right to and access to safe abortion."
In a Catholic school there is no danger that 8 and 9 year olds will be fed any lies about how "safe" abortions are! And nine years old is far too young to be exposed to the liberals' fetish with homosexuality. We are rightfully teaching our kids about "inappropriate touching," why then is there a need to explain masturbation to five year olds? It sends a mixed message which will just confuse them.
There is a time and a place for these conversations; it's job as parents to discern when that time is, and to discuss the issues privately with our children.
Sex education is more than "birds and bees". There is a moral component, one which is completely lacking in the public schools or any UN endorsed curriculum. Sure my daughter will get most of her morality from us, with a little help from CCD. But why create the disconnect in the first place? At her age it's better to avoid exposing her to concepts that are anathema to Catholic doctrine.
...Masturbating in the Shower: A Musical Experiment | Points in Case
The following is a PIC experiment in group dynamics. Basically, we opened a shared document that anyone on the PIC staff could edit, and then just let ‘er rip. Anyone could contribute, edit anyone else's contributions, etc. No preset topics or guidelines, just an empty page and a bunch of weirdos with sexually active imaginations. This is what happened...
Masturbation in the shower is always bittersweet because you go from feeling great right after climaxing, to downright frustrated from spending the next ten minutes trying to figure out how to make your results go down the drain. It really is a cruel irony that something designed to swim for its life refuses to go with the flow in a current.
In reality, the reason that stuff doesn't move in the shower is because denatured DNA from the hot shower is really quite sticky. So that means if you masturbated during a cold shower everything would go smoothly, but then who the fuck can get off while taking a cold shower? The whole point of taking a cold shower is to bring yourself down from sexual excitement , not make it easier on the cleanup.
Speaking of masturbation, you know what gets me going? When I get an email from Court in the morning saying, "I had this idea in the shower just now," then goes on to use the phrase "group piece." I'm starting to feel as if I'm not one person, but a collective of penises swordfighting over a joke.
Which reminds me, the first CD I ever heard with cussing was Adam Sandler's "They're All Gonna Laugh At You." It was at a particularly "cool" party back in in middle school, when just getting invited brought with it the long-shot chance of making out. Unfortunately, this amazing musical discovery may have actually prolonged the time in which it took me to really catch on to masturbating with regularity.
I don't know about y'all, but the phrase "They're All Gonna Laugh at You," coupled with the word "shower," makes me think of . Which makes me think of Sissy Spacek. Which is not endemic of a particularly rewarding session of self-abuse in my opinion. Of course the real problem with masturbating in the shower is that it's hard to do it with the rest of the football team watching. And then you try and break the ice and offer to do one of them with your free hand, and all of a sudden you're a pervert. I said we didn't HAVE to use the outdoor shower, didn't I?
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